If freedom of speech is absolute, how come it's not applied...

Insurrection

Revenge porn

Revealing classified information

Why does my dog keep licking at her privates now? She is 7 years old and has barely started licking there. The vet said she’s fine but she keeps doing that.

You have freedom to travel. If I loan you my car, I can tell you not to take it out of town, because it’s mine, you have no right to use it, and if I give you permission to use it I can tell you what you can and can’t do with it.

Conspiracy

That’s what it is. You have no right to use other people’s stuff. If people let you use their stuff, they can tell you how you can use it, and they can tell you to stop using it any time they want.

Devil May Cry 5 Can't Stop Selling, Now Tops 10 Million Units - Push Square

Insider trading

HIPAA violations

You have freedom of speech. If I loan you my computer, I can tell you not to use it for certain things, because it’s mine, you have no right to use it, and if I give you permission to use it I can tell you what you can and can’t do with it.

Dark matter 'lampshades' dimming stars could solve one of the greatest scientific mysteries - Space

Child pornography

And much, much more.

Trade secrets

Why do some men want to have anal sex with women?

Terroristic threats

Perjury

No freedom is absolute.

Why do a lot of women have a crush on my boyfriend when they know he is in a relationship with me? I am starting to feel insecure too. What should I do?

Threats of violence

If you’re wondering why free speech doesn’t apply to the internet, it’s because you have no right to use other people’s stuff for free.

Freedom of speech does not apply to: